Wherein I explain that Dallas is not Miami (despite the fact that their states’ governors are in a dead heat in the Shittiest Governor Championship).
The Lost Art of Dallas’ Good-Latimer Tunnel
Wherein the State of Texas replaces great architecture with hot garbage (not unlike the hot garbage that is Governor Greg Abbot)
Wherein I discuss the importance of size
Wherein I look for a long-lost film starring former Dallas Cowboys amongst other nobodies
Wherein I share some hula culture as it relates the JR Ewing’s hometown