Wherein I explain that Dallas is not Miami (despite the fact that their states’ governors are in a dead heat in the Shittiest Governor Championship).
Vintage Playboy Ads #3
Wherein we wonder if a waterbed or an air bed is more-sketchy
They Opened a New German Toilet Store Near Us
And, in case you don’t understand, here’s a quick write-up on the uniqueness of Die Toiletten Deutschlands.
Introducing the Color Explorer
In which I introduce a new way to explore my photography.
An Imagined Response to a Copyright Thief
Stealing photos is a crime.
More Musical Fakery
In which my great-grandmother makes an appearance
A “Brochuremap” of Port Lavaca, Texas
In which I take the time machine to Port Lavaca, Texas, in the 1970s
If You Know, You Know
I which I attempt to make a punny beer/urology meme.
I Made Another Stupid Thing
Wherein I force Waylon Jennings to sing the same song for 100 minutes.
I Made Something Stupid
Wherein I kind of start to annoy you after a bit.