Vintage Playboy Ads #3

Today, we set the Wayback Machine to June 1980 to take a look at some of the more-ridiculous ads in that month’s issue of Playboy. This was the issue that crowned Dorothy Stratten as 1980s Playmate of the Year—less than 2 months later, she’d be murdered by her husband.

Putting aside that bit of tragedy, we can take a look at some of the more-ridiculous ads from that month’s issue.

Dad was such an alcoholic, that he was more Crown than man.
It’s only looked grainy and mottled once?

We were more of a Lil’ Oscar family:

Asked no one ever
That many people in a rollover-prone Jeep=Tragedy in the making
Tacky
Yours to lease for only $20/month
Pretty sure this bit of nightmare fuel would’ve brought bad luck to the Brady family
Waterbed or air bed? You have a choice in skeeviness

Questions? Comments? Concerns?